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'If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't.
And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be.
And what it wouldn't be, it would.
You see?'

Och ibland kan man känna så här och varför förstår inte alla det?
'I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir,' said Alice, 'because I'm not myself you see.'

Sedan, kanske, faktiskt:
Alice: 'It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.'

Tur nog:
Doorknob: 'Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.'
eller:
'Begin at the beginning,' the King said, very gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'

Och ibland när ni tycker jag är jobbig tidsoptimist kan det faktiskt hända att det ligger till så här:
Mad Hatter: 'No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.'

Annars:
'You're nothing but a pack of cards!'

~ Alice in Wonderland ~